Weekend at Druid's by Rave
KB_NH - - . .. EVERYBODY GET DOWN! YEEEEAH! FADE'S FUCKING UP THIS SIDEBORDER DYCP WITH FLAVOUR HMM,. WE JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE TO (DENNIS THE WANKER IS HASSLIN' ME CAUSE I SPELT PHONE PJONE,. OKAY EVERYONE LAUGH ON 3 .. 1,2,4 :) FUCK I AM LAME, AND CRUZE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ELITE, HMM,. SO NOW WHAT,. I CAN'T TYPE ANYMORE ...... PHONE'S RINGING ... YEAH!CULTURE BEAT IS PUMPIN, OR IT SHOULD BE, HMM,. ANYWAYZ, LET ME TELL YA WHAT HAPPEND ON FRIDAY! I GOT ON THE FLIGHT TO MELBOURNE AND THIS OLDISH GUY STARTED TO TALK TO ME, HMM,. HE WAS DEFINATELY A GAF, HE BOUGHT ME A VODKA!( HEHEH ) HMM,. THANK GOD WHEN WE GOT OFF THE PLANE DRUID WAS WALKING INTO THE PORT, SICK, SO WEWENT AROUND THE LINES AND CHECKED THE SICK PEICES AROUND, THERE ARE DEFINATELY SOME WICKED SUBURBS AROUND MELBOURNE, LIKE SUNSHINE, FUCK WHAT A LAUGH... HITS FROM THE BONG !! FUCKIN CYPRESS KICKS MAJOR ASS, BUT DAS EFX RULES FOREVER,. DRUID IS SPRAYIN' A PLASTIKOTE,. THERE LUSH CANS NO DOUBT ABOUT IT,. SHIT THEN WHAT, WE WENT TO PLAY TIME AND WENT PLAYED SOME SICK GAMES THEN WE LOST THE FUCKIN' CAMERA,. LAME!! WHEN I GET BACK TO SIDANEY WE'L PICK UP A NEW ONE,. FUCKING DRUID'Z TALKING SHIT AS USUAL,. A 2 THA MUDDAFUKKIN' K HOMEBOY,. SHIT I'LL PUT ON DRUID, CHECK YA IN DA NEXT PART,. ! CREDS FIRST!! ..KODE:DRUID: GFX: FADE AND DRUID.. OK DRUID ON THE KEYZ.. HIYA... CYA.. HERE'S FADE AGAIN! ... FEEL THE PANIC, GOT TA HAVE IT!! FUCKING FORCE MASS MOTION RULES, HE IS A TYPICAL SICK SYDNEY DUDE, HE PLAYS SOCCER FOR FIVE DOCK, SEMI YUPPIE VILLE IN SYDNEY, ANOTHER TYPO,. IT'S SIDANEY, EHH! HMM,. ANOTHER TRACKS PUMPIN' IN DRUID'S CD PLAYER ..OKAY FRIDAY NIGHT TIME,. WE WENT TO THE TUNNEL, HA! I PASSED AS AN 18 YEAR OLD, WHAT A JOKE BABIE! AND BOY DID I GET FUCKED,. IT'S ALL DENNIS' FAULT :) I DON'TREMEMBER MUCH BUT I GOT KICKED OUT, HMM,. WHAT A WASTE OF A NIGHT :-) SMILEY! #B-]+< HA! A FULL BODY SMILEY! WHAT AN AUSSIE FIRST,. I HATE FUCKING FIRSTS .. WHY GET SO HYPED UP, IT'S LAME BUT I AM ONLY JEALOUS .. CAUSE I CAN'T DO THAT,. . I HAVE TO GO GET MY L'S ON MONDAY OR TUESDAY ANYWAY'S .. THE NEXT DEMO WILL BE OUT VERY SOON EH DENI!! :) LIKE IN 10 YEARS OR SO,. HMM,. COCK THEHAMMER IT'S TIME FOR ACTION,. BUT TECHNO STILL LICKS ANYTHING ANYDAY!! EXCEPT CALIGULA :) OR MORBID ANGEL OR CHOCIE STARFISH! HMM,. BITO BITO BITO NINE :) HMM,.I THINK I AM STILL PISSED FROM FRIDAY NIGHT, HMM,. ANYWAYZ ,.. FUCK I WILL PUTHE AFRO QUEEN ON NAMELY DRUID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW,. I JOINED FUCKING DRAGON AS A SECOND BUT I THINK I WILL LEAVE IF I GET INTO SUCCESS,. SHIT! MEGA GREETZ TO BLITZWING!! FUCKING PUMP SOME MORE GFX MAN! OVER TO GOD!!! GOD? YER I THINK HE STILL IS PISSED... WELL I CAN ACTUALLY REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO FADE ON FRI NITE... WELL WE LIKE GOT INTO THE CLUB 'N MR FADEY DECIDES HE WANTS A VODKA... SO DOUBLE VODKA 4 MR FADEY... THEN WE GO GET SOME BEERS... NEXT THING U KNOW MR FADEY IS SKULLING BOTH MINE AND HIS BEERS... AND I'M THINKING HMM... WHERE'S MY BEER.. SO I GO GET ANOTHER TWO BEERS... AND WE THERE DRINKING THE BEERS.. WHEN HE TAPS ME ON THE SHOULDER AND POINTS TO SOMEONE ACROSS THE ROOM... AND STOOPID ME LOOKS... NEXT THING I KNOW... HE HAS STOLEN MY BEER AGAIN!!!!!!!! SO THIS WAS LIKE HAPPENING ALL NITE... SO WE DECIDE TO GO UPSTAIRS IN THE NITECLUB... WE GO UPSTAIRS AND THERE IS A GUY ON THE DANCE FLOOR DOING BACKFLIPS.. SO WE DECIDE TO GO DOWNSTAIRS AGAIN... AND AS WE ARE WALKING DOWN THE STAIRS MR FADEY DECIDES TO BARF ALL OVER THE STAIRS.... AND RIGHT AT THE BOTTOM OF THE STAIRS WAS MR BIG BOUNCER WATCHING FADEY THROW UP ALL THE STAIRCASE... SO AS WE GET DOWN HE JUST OPENS THE BACKDOOR.. WE OUT IN A ALLEY... NO MORE NITECLUB.. JUST RUBBISH BINS... ARGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! THEN MR FADEY FEELS EVEN MORE SICK... AND LEANS OVER SOME POOR PERSON'S VW BETTLE... AND BLAAHH!!!! THEN HE STAGGERS ALL OVER THE OTHER CARS AND VOMITS AROUND THEM ASWELL... IT WAS LIKE FUCKN CHEMICAL WARFARE... VOMIT WAS EVERYWHERE.. ARGH!.. I THINK I HAVE EMBRASSED HIM ENUFF... BACK TO MR REDFACE FADEY... HMM, GUESS WHO'S ROCKED TO HELL AND BACK .. NOT ME :-) ANYWAYZ,. WHAT WENT ON SATURDAY NITE,. WHAT HAPPENED .. I DON'T REMEMBER - ) NAH,. DRUID STARTED CODIN' A FUNKY PLASMA PART WITH UPSCROLL AND SICK SINUS SCROLLIES BUT THE COMPY DIES AND HOURS OF CODE FLIESINTO THE AIR,. SHIT ANYWAYZ,. WE WENT AND PLAYED ARCADE GAMES FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT WITH TWO OTHER SICK MELBOURNITEZ, THEY WERE SO SICK, COUGHIN' AND SPLUTTERIN EVERYWHERE :) NOT,. THAT WAS COOL .. WE CHECKED OUT THIS WORKSITE AND THEN WENT TO SHITZ FM THAT IS THE RADIO STATION IN MELBOURNE THAT GOT CLOSED DOWN CAUSE IT PLAYED REALLY FUNKY COLD LAMPIN' TUNES ALL THE TIME,. I AM GETTING HASSLED FOR MAKIN SO MANY TYPOS .. HMM,. BACK TO IT ...YEAH, THIS STATION IS RUN BY LIL KIDS WHO RAN OFF WITH DADDIES CHEQUE BOOK, HMMM,. THAT WAS COOL .. THERE WAS ALOT OF FUNKY LADIES ESPECIALLY ADELE COOKSON!!!!! ..NOT .. ACTUALLY I HEARD HER LAST JOB WAS WORKING FOR GOODYEAR, AS THE GOODYEAR BLIMP!!! LAME,. I AM SUCH A BASTARD, NOD ANYWAYZ,. NOW IT'S LIKE 1 HOUR UNTIL I FUCK OFF AND WE'RE AT 7224 IN THE FUNKY ACTION REPLAY MACHINE MONITOR,. WHATEVER,. OVER TO DRUID,. LAID HER :) NORTY NORTY NORTY FADEY... HMM.... YER I REMEMBERED MORE ABOUT FADEY'Z FUNKY NITE.. WE JUMP IN THE CAR.. AND THE COPERS WERE INFRONT OF US IN THERE CAR... AND MR FADEY DECIDES THAT ME NEEDS TO BARPH!! WELL WE ARE AT THE TRAFFIC LIGHTS AND MR FADEY IS BARPHIN ... (DRUID IS LYIN' :FADE!) NO I'M NOT LYING... HE IS TRYING TO GET AWAY FROM THE TROOTH... SHAME..SHAME.. SHAME.. WELL WE DIDNT GET PULLED UP AFTERALL... =) ... OK BACK TO MR FADEY AGAIN... WUTHERIN' WUTHERIN' FUCKIN' FINALLY GOT THE BITCH ON CD,. I WOULD PREFERR IT ON VINYL,. BUT I AM NOT A FUSSY PERSON,. HEY MORBID/SHAZAM! CALL ME SOMETIME LAMER CAUSE I NEED SOME HELP WITH DMC I CAN PRODUCE SOME GOOD INSTRUMENTS, I HAVE SOME GOOD EFFECTS FOR OUR MEGAGAME HAPPY HARRY HARD ON AND THE SPACED INVADERS!!!!! I WANT TO PRODUCE SOME REALLY OLD STYLE MUSICS BUT SOME ARE HARD TO MAKE .. CAUSE - I FULLY DON'T UNDERSTAND DMC COMPLETELY YET. BUT I AM GETTING THERE,. SOME ZAKS WOILL BE OUT IN OUR NEXT GAME SPLAT! WHICH IS A BUDGET,. HOPEFULLY LSD OOPS NSD/TRC+SCS WILL SELL IT FOR US,. HMM,. I'M OUTTA WORDZZZ,. FUCK WUTHERIN' EIGHTS TENDENTHIAL MIX IS HORRIDLY WICKED,. FUCKIN HARD CORE,. SOON I WILL BE PRODUCING ZAKS ON AMIGA AGAIN,. BUT FOR PRODUCTION I HO .. I HAVE BEEN TOLD BY A DJ THAT THERE IS A NEW LABEL FOR UNDERGROUND MUSIC, SO CHECK OUT YOUR LOCAL RECORD SHOP FOR SECRET SQUIRREL .. BUT I DOUBT ANYTHING WILL HAPPEN CAUSE HE IS USUALLY FULL OF IT, JUST LIKE ME :) AND MY WICKEDLY FUNKY SICK TYPOS,. I'M GONNA RELAX MY HANDS SO DRUID CAN TYPE FOR A WHILE ... WHOA! LIKE YOU MUST BE REALLY DESPERATE IF YOUR STILL READING THIS RATHER WEIRD SCROLLTEXT.. HMM.. YOU MUST REALLY LIKE US... HAHAHAH! YOU FOOL!.. WELL ANYWAY KEEP READING BECUASE WE'LL GIVE YOU THE ADDRESS WHERE U CAN WRITE IN TO OUR COMPETITION TO WIN A SET OF STEAK KNIVES TO THE VALUE OF $12.95 .. U CANT BEAT THAT CAN U? WELL I THINK THAT WE'LL RUN OFF OUR ADDIES.. BECUASE WE HAVE KINDA LEFT IT OUT.. HAHAH.. NUP NOT TELLING... OK I'LL SAY CYA 2 ALL YOU MEGA FUNKIE ELITE AUSTRALIAN AND EUROPEANS THAT HAVE BOTHERED TO READ OUR BULLSHIT... SO CYA +++ TIME FOR FADEY... FUCK WE GOTSTA BE AT DA FUNKY HOMOSAPIEN AIRPORT IN ABOUT 20 MINS SO WE'LL CHECK YA EITHER IN MELON OR ANOTHER PROJEKT SO STAY AWAKE AND LISTEN TO THESE WORDS ...644EVER... FROM 4 YEARS DUNEX!!!!!! FOCUS RULES HOLLAND,. ALL AUSSIES ARE KLOOTZAKS :) HMM,. ANYWAY WE OUTTA HERE CAUSE IT'S PACK TIME,. NOT MAC TIME :),. ...LOVIN' YA ALWAYS AUSTRALIAS NUMBER ONE DUO -DRUID AND FADE- ..RAVE ON!! -
EAD. - RITE. - EYS: - ODE 1. - AGE. - ODE 2. - AGE. - ODE 3. - OTHING. - ODE 4. - AVE. - ACTS: * - F THE MUSIC TAKES VERY MUCH RASTER- TIME, IT WILL BUG. * - USIC CAN BE LOCATED AT $1000-$3000. - IECMGAMCEHI - NF KLJOGAGMCNF - HERE HE COMES HERE COMES SPEED RACER!! YEHAW! IT'S - TAPPIN ON THE CREAMY KEYS WITH A LITTLE NOTE TO THE DEMO,. I BET YOUR WONDERING WHY IT'S SO SHORT WELL,. I NEVER INTENDED TO GOTO VICTORIATO CODE DEMOS,. I ONLY WENT TO - I SURE BET CRUZE IS PISSED OFF ABOUT DAT(SORRY RICHARD! :) ALSO IS THAT THE DEMOWAS CODED IN THE LAST 3 HOURS OF MY STAYIN VICTORIA! (READ ALL THE SCROLLIES IN THE DEMO FOR AN INSIGHT OF OUR WEEKEND) THERE WAS ALOT PLANNED BUT WE NEVER GOT AROUND TO IT, WAIT FOR - FOR THE REST. ALSO I THINK SOME VOTES GOTO - FOR ALL HIS CODINGS, HE DESERVES MORE RECOGNITITON, HE'S BEEN IN THE SCENE FORALMOST 8 YEARS NOW!! ...SPACE IT! I HOPE NO ONE WAS OFFENDED BY OUR WORDS IN THIS DEMO, WE NEVER INTENDED TO HURT ANYONES - , YOU SHOULD KNOW BY NOW DATWE ARE A BUNCH OF PRANKSTERS. AND IF WE CRUSHED YOUR EGO THEN WAKE UP AND LOOK AT YASELF FROM ANOTHER PERSONS EYES! HEY - , I DIDN'T MEAN THEM WORDS YOUARE JUST TOO COOL AND WE WISH WE COULD BAS COOL AS YOU :) MENTIONED IN THE SECOND PART IS - WHICH IN LAMENS TERMS IS - WHICH IS A STATION THAT PLAYS ALL THE LATEST DANCE RELATED TRACKS AND IS DEFINATELY AKICKIN' STATION,. HOPE YA COME BACK SOON - YES IT IS TRUE, LITHIUM ONLY HAS ABOUT 13-15 MEMBERS NOW. WE WISH THEM ALL THE BEST IN THE FUTURE (..NOT!:) PRESS THE SPACE BAR POR BE A PURPLE FROG FINALLY .. I HAVE JOINED - , A NEW ZEALAND CREW AS THEY DON'T HAVE A GFX'ERI THINK THESE GUYS HAVE POTENTIAL AND ASME BEING AN ALL ROUND GOOD GUY (COUGH) IOFFERED MY SERVICES TO THEM, ALTHOUGH MYGFX AREN'T THAT GOOD I WILL DRAW SOME STUFF FOR THEM. THEY ALREADY HAVE A DEMOPLANNED AFTER THEY FINISH THERE MAG! GOOD LUCK FELLAS AND ALL THE BEST 4 1994 YEP WELL I CAN'T SAY MUCH MORE BUT WE ARE QUITE HAPPY WITH THE FUNKY DEMO AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE CAUSE THERE IS NO 1STSYOU ARE NOTHING BUT A SLIMEY GIT ON AN AARDVARK'S BOTTOM! (HEHE SNORT!) ALRIGHT IF YA WANNA CONTACT THE CREW FORWHATEVER IT IS YOU NEED (WHIPS, CHAINS.)ON THE NEXT PAGE .. . . . . . ...
KB_NH - - YOUR POISON CAUSE THE TWO LEGENDS ARE HE WEEKEND AT DRUID'S :) - - WEEKEND AT DRUID'S - AABBCDEFGHIJKMNOQSTVWY[/^ " HOWDEE CHILDREN.. UNCLE DRUI'S BACK WITH A LIL DEMO... ARGH! INJECT ME WITH YOUR POISON CAUSE THE TWO LEGENDS ARE HERE TO FRY YOUR UNCLE'S TOAD!!! HMMIT'S FADE NOW TYPING NOT MR ELITE DRUID (COUGH) HMM,. I'M AT LAMERS HOUSE ON A SUNDAY AND IT'S TYPICAL MELBOURNE WEATHER, SUNNY AND HOT !! ...NOT :-) I HAVE TO FLY BACK TO SIDANEY SOON,. WHICH IS LAME CAUSE MELBOURNE IS SO FUCKING COOOL MAN.,.!! I'LL HAND DA KEYZ OVER TO MARIO!!! EHH MAI ITZ MARIO .. LAME BACK TO GOD... I'M BAAAAACCCCKKKKK!!!! ARGH!... LIKE FADE IS A REALLY MR ELITEY PERSON (COUGH!!! VOMIT!!)... AND I HAVE TO WAVE TO MR CRUZEY BABY COZ THE CO-OP IS OVER! GRIN!... THIS IS THE LAST U WILL SEE FROM THE IMFAMOUS R+L LABEL... OK IT'Z TIME FOR US TO GET BACK TO YOUR WEMEN... +++ - GREETS LIKE GO TO OUR THREE CONTACTS... FADE'S LIST... ME,HIM & CRUZE... AND MINE(DRUID) ARE FADE,DRUID AND FADE... =) OK FADE TO WRITE SOME WEAL GREEEEETZ ... OK, SHOVE OFF DA KEYS LAMER CAUSE FADDEFUNKADELIK KICKS SOME SLOPPY APOLOGIES TO MY LATEST CONTACT,. VOLUNTEER/BRONX/CADERS .. SORRY MATE FOR THE LONG DELAY BUT I HAVE BEEN REALLY BUSY WITH GFX'IN AND MUSIKKIN FOR GAMES .. LIKE ALL THE TIME (COUGH) YOU'LL FIND OUT THAT I AM LAZY GOOD FOR NOTHING LAMER, JUST LIKE JAZZCRAP :) YOUR SO ELITE DAVE YOU DIPSTICK :-) .. OK MORE GREETS TO .. FAIRLIGHT .. TRIAD .. REGINA .. EQUINOXE .. MOTIV-8 .. GENESIS PROJECT .. CHROMANCE .. ALPHA FLIGHT .. SHAZAM .. EXTEND .. TRC+SCS .. GOTHIC DESIGNS .. DRAGON .. BAD KARMA .. TSR (..NOT !) .. REBELS .. CADGERS .. BRONX .. AND ALL THE OTHERS, DRUID WANTS TO CODE WHICH IS LIKE A ONCE IN A MILLION THING SO SLATEZ PEOPLE ... OOOPS! HI TO THE LAMERS IN MENACE, THE TWO GUYS IN THE CREW ARE A BEACHED WHALE (WITTY) AND A PARAPLEIGIC RUNT (STROBE) .. HEY WITTY, I AM YOUR TOOTHPICK!!?! HMM,. CHECK OUT THE WICKED MENACE AND